CLEARCREEK TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- Police are searching for a pair of scatalogical suspects who have repeatedly dropped trou and done their grim business inside the same under-construction home.
According to a Facebook post shared by the Clearcreek Township Police Department, the first of these dark deeds took place May 6.
Human waste has been discovered on the second floor of the incomplete home three more times since then -- most recently May 13, when security cameras recorded a dark-haired man and blonde woman walking up and down the steps of the house.
Time stamps on the recordings show a gap of about three minutes between entry and exit. The events that occurred those three minutes are best left unspoken, but Clearcreek police believe they qualify as criminal trespass and criminal mischief.
Anyone who recognizes either suspect or has information about the incidents should contact police 937-748-1267.