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Playing hooky to go to the Findlay Market Parade? Here's your excuse note

Posted: 7:00 AM, Apr 01, 2018
Updated: 2018-04-01 11:00:40Z
Playing hooky to go to the Findlay Market Parade? Here's your excuse note

CINCINNATI -- Yes, Reds Opening Day is technically over ... but we've still got a lot to celebrate.

The 99th annual Findlay Market Parade will kick off at the market on Race Street at noon Monday, to the pure delight of thousands of baseball-happy fans. It’s a day where -- let’s be honest -- a lot of people put aside their, ahem, responsibilities to enjoy the festivities. So, we've updated our Opening Day excuse note accordingly.

Whether you plan to take off (or play hooky) from work, school or just, y’know, life in general, here’s a handy excuse note to use. Download it below and fill it in to fit your situation. (We won’t judge.)

Go Reds!