CINCINNATI -- Reds Opening Day is arguably Cincinnati’s biggest unofficial holiday -- and a lot of us are ready to celebrate.
It’s also a day where -- let’s be honest -- a lot of people put aside their responsibilities to enjoy the festivities. And this year, we’ll have two times the fun, as Opening Day and the Findlay Market Parade will fall on different days.
Whether you plan to take off (or play hooky) from work, school or just, y’know, life in general, here’s a handy excuse note to use. Download it below and fill it in to fit your situation. (We won’t judge.)