CINCINNATI -- Reds Opening Day is arguably Cincinnati’s biggest unofficial holiday -- and a lot of us are ready to celebrate.
It’s also a day where -- let’s be honest -- a lot of people put aside their responsibilities to enjoy the festivities.
Whether you plan to take off (or play hooky) from work, school or just, y’know, life in general, here’s a handy excuse note to use. Download it below and fill it in to fit your situation. (We won’t judge.)