Viewers have asked me for years if we sell any "Don't Waste Your Money" (TM) merchandise, such as coffee cups. Finally, the answer is yes.
I am still not sure if I am flattered, embarrassed, or horrified, but our company has just started selling "Don't Waste Your Money" merchandise such as coffee mugs and T shirts, including a baby onesie saying "Doesn't that Stink?" (Get it? Great gift for a newborn, perhaps. Maybe not)
Also, your English professor grandfather will just love a shirt saying "Mo money, less problems."