Update: Congratulations to this week's winner, Chris Day.
"So, 1,100 captions went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen captions come out. Sharks took the rest." — Quint, Jaws (Steven Spielberg, 1975).
It's Shark Week, our national celebration of sharks on television. Since the founding of our Republic, we've gathered 'round campfires, newspapers, radios, hieroglyphics and now, 4K LED TVs to hear the songs of sharks and shark encounters be passed from elders to children all over the world.
Help editorial cartoonist Kevin Necessary come up with a caption for this week's "Caption This" cartoon.
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