Am I the only person who dreams about going all the way back to the era of Reaganomics, Duran Duran and hot-pink-jumpsuit wearing, bleach-hair babes? Probably. But now you can, too, because Cincinnati's only 1980s/Top Gun-themed roller skating night is coming to West Chester.
The bar at SkateTownUSA will have drink specials going on all night, so don't worry about bringing your own booze.
And you don't even have to feel bad about all the money you spend! Part of the night's proceeds will go to support Disabled American Veterans. After the party is an after-party, which will commence at an as-of-yet undisclosed hotel that will be accessible via shuttle; no drinking and driving, dudes and dudettes!